Category Archives: DUI Humour

Who’s there? 
Lego 
Lego who? 
Lego of me and I’ll tell you! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
A little boy 
A little boy who? 
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell. https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Leaf? 
Leaf who? 
Leaf me alone! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Because she had no arms. 
Knock, knock! 
Who’s there? 
Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure. https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Lettuce. 
Lettuce who? 
Lettuce in it’s cold out here! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Lee 
Lee who? 
Lee me alone – I’ve got a headache! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php