VICE PRESIDENT GORE : I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. Did I mention that I invented roads?
SOUTH FLORIDA VOTER : The chickens were clearly confused as to where the dotted yellow line was leading. The only other option was to cross the line, so they did.
PARMA – A Jeep was found wedged between two houses in Parma Friday night.
Police say the 21-year-old driver was found stuck inside the car in the 6000 block of W. 54th Street.
The driver was found to be under the influence and was removed from the car. He was arrested for OVI.
Police say there was structural damage to one of the homes. At the time of the crash, people were inside both houses, but no one was hurt.
Immanuel Kant : The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
Nietzsche : Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Jean-Paul Sartre : In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.