Category Archives: DUI Humour
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Darth Vader : Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Baldrick : It had a cunning plan.
Jury Duty
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
George Orwell : Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
Come to Order
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
William Shakespeare : I don’t know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado
Lawyers :-)
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Robert Frost : To reach the sidewalk less travelled by.
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