Category Archives: DUI Humour

Who’s there? 
Moustache! 
Moustache who? 
I thought I moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow.https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Lock 
Lock who? 
Lock who it is, after all this time! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Les 
Les who? 
Les go out for a picnic! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Lego 
Lego who? 
Lego of me and I’ll tell you! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
A little boy 
A little boy who? 
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell. https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php