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Sometime you just have to laugh!

38. Funny Pick Up Lines

Date December 17, 2020
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I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together. https://pun.me/pages/cheesy-pick-up-lines.php

1950’s Prurience

Date December 16, 2020
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37. Funny Pick Up Lines

Date December 15, 2020
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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. https://pun.me/pages/cheesy-pick-up-lines.php

Farmer in the Dell

Date December 14, 2020
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36. Funny Pick Up Lines

Date December 12, 2020
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Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle. https://pun.me/pages/cheesy-pick-up-lines.php

Wishbones

Date December 11, 2020
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35. Funny Pick Up Lines

Date December 10, 2020
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Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. https://pun.me/pages/cheesy-pick-up-lines.php

Contract Lawyer

Date December 9, 2020
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34. Funny Pick Up Lines

Date December 8, 2020
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Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine? https://pun.me/pages/cheesy-pick-up-lines.php

Thanksgiving Past

Date December 7, 2020
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