Category Archives: DUI Humour

Who’s there? 
Pasta 
Pasta who? 
Pasta salt please! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Passion 
Passion who? 
Just Passion by and thought I’d pop in! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Police. 
Police who? 
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Poll 
Poll who? 
Police! https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php

Who’s there? 
Philip 
Philip who? 
Philip up my glass please, I’m thirsty!https://pun.me/pages/knock-knock-jokes.php