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A Kangaroo Walks Into a Bar… 

A KANGAROO WALKS INTO A BAR…A kangaroo walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Blood is the lipstick of all wounds.”The bartender does not know how he said this or why.

Source: Funny Jokes | A Kangaroo Walks Into a Bar… Joke | ComedyCentral

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Source: court By cemkoc | Politics Cartoon | TOONPOOL

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A Horse Walks Into a Bar… 

A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR…A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

Source: Funny Jokes | A Horse Walks Into a Bar… Joke | ComedyCentral

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Source: court By cemkoc | Politics Cartoon | TOONPOOL

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A GRASSHOPPER WALKS INTO A BAR..

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, “You have a drink named Steve?”

http://jokes.cc.com/funny-partying—bad-behavior/r2b6xg/a-grasshopper-walks-into-a-bar—

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Source: court By cemkoc | Politics Cartoon | TOONPOOL

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A Bear Walks Into a Bar… 

A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR…A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a pint of beer and a………. packet of peanuts.”The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”

Source: Funny Jokes | A Bear Walks Into a Bar… Joke | ComedyCentral

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court theatre

Source: court theatre By cemkoc | Politics Cartoon | TOONPOOL

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DUI Enforcement

A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers.At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, “Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.”

Source: Funny Jokes | DUI Enforcement Joke | Comedy Central

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hakim teminati By cemkoc

Source: hakim teminati By cemkoc | Politics Cartoon | TOONPOOL