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Emily Roebuck, of Stockport, Greater Manchester, was caught drug driving three times in less than three months
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A trainee dental nurse who drove after taking more than 29 times the ketamine limit has been banned from the roads.
Emily Roebuck took the sedative before getting behind the wheel of her Peugeot 107.
After police pulled her over in Manchester city centre in January, tests showed ketamine levels in her blood were more than 29 times the limit for the driving on the drug.
Roebuck, from leafy Bramhall in Stockport, was arrested for a second time just five weeks later in Stockport after a passer-by found her slumped in the driver’s seat.
They moved her into the passenger seat, fearing she would drive off.
While police were investigating those incidents, Roebuck ploughed her Peugeot into the back of a car.
She had been trying to read Google Maps on her phone.
Roebuck drove away as police travelled to the scene, but she crashed into two other vehicles.
A Mercedes A200, a Seat Ibiza and a VW High Up were damaged in the incident near her former home in Hayfield, Derbyshire.
Tests showed she was more than four times the drug drive limit for ketamaine and almost twice the limit for the painkiller diazapam.
Roebuck admitted two charges of drug driving; possessing diazepam; and failing to stop after an accident at Stockport Magistrates’ Court.
She was banned from the road for three years.
Roebuck was disqualified for 22 months for the first drug driving offence at a hearing in June.
She has to get two buses to work.
The court heard the three incidents happened between January 23 and April 2 after Roebuck obtained the drugs while battling anxiety and depression.
On the first occasion, she was stopped on Ducie Street in Manchester city centre.
Tests showed ketamine levels in her blood of 591 microgrammes per litre of blood. The driving limit for ketamine is 20 microgrammes per litre of blood.
Roebuck was released under investigation, before being caught at the wheel of her car in Cheadle, Stockport, at 9.15pm on March 2 while under the influence of drugs.
Victoria Newman, prosecuting, said: “Police were called initially to reports of a drunk driver slumped at the wheel of a Peugeot 107.
“A member of the public had moved the female over to the passenger side as feared her driving away.
“The police noticed the defendant was drowsy and under the influence of some substance her eyes being glazed and slurring her words.
“She was asked to take a seat in the police van, but needed assistance of police to get over there.
“She was found to have a packet of blue tablets, which she admitted were diazepam.
“She said they were not prescribed to her, but that she just buys them and had taken one before driving.”
The last offence happened on April 2, when police stopped Roebuck at 10.20pm in New Mills, Derbyshire, just outside Stockport.
Ms Newman added: “The witness said she was stationary in her car and waiting for traffic to pass, when her vehicle was struck from behind by the defendants car.
“It was hit with enough force to set off both of the airbags.
“The witness got out of her vehicle and told the defendant not to move whilst she called 999.
“The witness was asking if she was okay, but the defendant then left the scene before the police arrived.
“She then came to a stop after colliding with another two vehicles and police and ambulance attended the scene.
“She was arrested on suspicion in possession of a controlled substance and it was confirmation that ketamine was in her system.”
Tests showed levels of ketamine and diazepam in Roebuck’s blood were 86 microgrammes per litre of blood and 800 microgrammes per litre of blood respectively.
The driving limit for diazapam is 500 microgrammes per litre of blood.
In mitigation, defence lawyer Steve McHugh said: ”I don’t think it’s been my clients finest three months in her life.
“But she has cooperated throughout and entered guilty pleas at the first opportunity.
“It’s unfortunate that all matters could not have been dealt with together, but she is under no illusions as to the serious predicament she’s in.
“Since this happened, however, she has happily turned her life around and gained employment.
“She has effectively taken on board all the assistance that could be offered as she suffers from anxiety and depression.
“The only good news of this particular matter is her timely guilty pleas. There is no more that can be said to salvage the situation.
“She is disappointed in her self and her father is mortified at the position his daughter finds herself in.
“As regards the failure to stop she had been looking at Google Maps and it was a relatively short distance. It was not as serious as it could have been.
“She needs some assistance by the probation service to keep her on the straight and narrow together with the input of her family.
“She has always wanted to put these matters behind her and has been waiting for a few months for forensic examination and court proceedings to be completed, which is nothing to do with her.
“Her current employment involves her taking her two buses in the morning and two buses in the evening.”
Roebuck was ordered to complete a 12-month community order and enroll on a six-month drug rehabilitation course. She must complete 180 hours of unpaid work – and pay costs and surcharges of £170. https://www.smdailyjournal.com/news/local/sheriff-s-sergeant-faces-dui-charge-in-redwood-city/article_ca9a3f68-f607-11e9-8e12-2f48393e126e.html
A 49-year-old sheriff’s sergeant entered a plea of not guilty to misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol through his defense attorney Wednesday following his arrest in September by a Redwood City police officer who saw his personal car nearly collide with a curb twice, according to the San Mateo County District Attorney’s Office.
Out of custody on his own recognizance, Luis Aquino did not appear in court Wednesday but his defense attorney Josh Bentley appeared on his behalf and waived his right to a speedy trial, according to prosecutors.
At 11:33 p.m. Sept. 14, Aquino was allegedly stopped by a Redwood City police officer at Broadway and Marshall Street after the officer saw his car nearly collide with the curb twice. His car allegedly came to a stop after hitting a tree, and the officer was allegedly able to smell alcohol on his breath, according to prosecutors.
Aquino allegedly refused to submit to field sobriety tests or a chemical test, which could have allowed officers to determine his blood alcohol level. He was arrested and taken to Star Vista’s First Chance Sobering Station, but was uncooperative and had to be booked into jail, according to prosecutors.
Aquino’s trial was set April 6 and he is next expected to appear in court for pretrial conference March 2, according to prosecutors. https://www.smdailyjournal.com/news/local/sheriff-s-sergeant-faces-dui-charge-in-redwood-city/article_ca9a3f68-f607-11e9-8e12-2f48393e126e.html
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In late September, attorney Rob Corry was busted for the third time since spring, with the latest accusation — driving under the influence — adding to a particularly bizarre arrest history. Now, in the wake of a motion by the First Judicial District DA’s office about his participation on the defense team of Rogel Lazaro Aguilera-Mederos, the Houston truck driver accused of causing an enormous crash on Interstate 70 that killed four people on April 25, Corry is back in jail for allegedly violating one of several protection orders against him.
Corry is among Colorado’s best-known attorneys, largely because of his advocacy on behalf of progressive marijuana policy. He helped write Amendment 64, the 2012 measure that legalized limited recreational cannabis sales in the state, has staged stunts like free joint giveaways to draw attention to pot-related issues, and was deeply involved in the previous version of the Denver 4/20 rally.
In the meantime, however, Corry has acquired a lengthy rap sheet. These four incidents predated 2019:
• In 1998, Corry was charged in Washington, D.C., with menacing some drinking buddies using a shotgun. For this offense, he served 35 days in jail.
• In 2006, he was accused of sexual assault. In that incident, a female friend with narcolepsy who’d been drinking wound up spending the night at the Arvada residence that Corry shared with his then-wife, fellow attorney Jessica Peck. The woman subsequently awakened to discover that a naked man was on top of her. She initially thought it was her boyfriend and began performing oral sex on him, only to discover moments later that the person in question was actually Corry, who later blamed his behavior on alcohol. He eventually pleaded guilty to third-degree assault, a misdemeanor, and in January 2007, he was sentenced to five years of probation and sixty days in jail. Corry is said to have served 44 days before being released early for good behavior, and underwent treatment for substance abuse.
A Rob Corry mug shot from September.Denver District Attorney’s Office
• In June 2013, cops nabbed Corry after he allegedly broke the window of a recreational vehicle.
• On September 25, 2013, at Coors Field, during the final home game of Colorado Rockies all-star Todd Helton, Corry was among several people seen publicly smoking marijuana. When an officer asked him to hand over his joint, according to the arrest affidavit, he replied, “No, I don’t have to, it’s legal.” Other quotes attributed to him include: “I don’t have any ID and don’t have to give you shit”; “Oh, fuck off, cop. It’s a citation only — public consumption”; “I am going back to my seat and watch the game”; “You’re a stupid cop. You are going to make this easy for me. You can’t search me. It’s a citation only”; and “You can go wherever you want. I am getting my stupid citation for public smoking and going back to the game. You can fuck off and bring me my ticket.”
On June 14 of this year, Corry was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping and more in connection with a crazy drive at Denver International Airport motivated by a supposed pursuit by Arabs with a helicopter. On July 2, he was handcuffed for allegedly waving a samurai-style sword at people near West Eighth Avenue and Acoma Street. And on September 27, he was contacted by two Denver police officers following a traffic accident with another occupied vehicle on the 1400 block of Downing. His so-called “indicia of impairment” included an all-caps roster: “SPEECH AS SLURRED/MUMBLING, BREATH HAD A STRONG ODOR OF AN UNKNOWN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE, BALANCE WAS SWAYING/STAGGERING, EYES WERE BLOODSHOT/WATERY.”
After Corry was placed in the “DUI room” at a nearby Denver police station, law enforcement officials discovered the existence of at least two protection orders, including a permanent one concerning the safety of his ex-wife, Peck. A violation of one order is said to have taken place on October 11, and the matter was filed on October 14; a court date followed last week. The result is documented in the following screen capture from the Denver Sheriff’s Department inmate search page:
Corry’s handling of Aguilera-Mederos — who faces 41 charges, including vehicular homicide, and is currently expected to enter a plea during a November 21 hearing — has been controversial for some time. Note that last month, a judge threatened him with sanctions after Corry publicly invited family members of victims to ask the trucker any questions they wished before his trial.
More recently, DA Pete Weir asked a Jefferson County Court judge to “to set a hearing in order to determine the existence of conflict-free representation for the Defendant and to appoint an advisory counsel for the Defendant to advise for the same purpose.”
The document that Weir submitted contends that “among the many responsibilities shouldered by the Prosecution and the Court, is ensuring those who face criminal charges are afforded all their constitutional rights. Including, the right to effective assistance of counsel.”
Weir worries about whether Corry can meet this standard because of “opposing counsel’s three pending criminal cases and the lack of accessing discovery in the present matter.” According to electronic discovery logs, Weir maintains, “opposing counsel has not downloaded available discovery since July 8, 2019.”
First Judicial District DA’s office spokesperson Pam Russell stresses that Weir isn’t trying to force Corry from participating in the Aguilera-Mederos defense. Rather, he’s simply seeking to insure that the trucker is fully informed about Corry’s issues. She adds that Corry was supposed to answer the motion on October 18, but didn’t do so — likely because he was in custody. Right now, a hearing on the matter is slated for Wednesday, October 23, and Russell says it’s incumbent on Corry to appear in court or ask for a delay if he’s unable to be there for one reason or another.
We’ve reached out to Harvey Steinberg, the lawyer who has been representing Corry, about his latest brush with the law. If and when either of them get back to us, we’ll update this post. https://www.westword.com/content/printView/11518175
It was in January 2011, about a week after finishing a round of antibiotics for a thumb injury, that the man first started presenting a batch of unlikely symptoms: memory loss; brain fog; depression; aggression. His doctors couldn’t figure it out—and so, in 2014, they referred him to a psychiatrist who prescribed him a round of antidepressants. The man was later pulled over by police for allegedly driving under the influence. Despite having had nothing to drink, a breathalyser test indicated that he had the blood alcohol equivalent of someone who’d consumed 11 to 14 beverages, and he was arrested.ADVERTISEMENT
This story is the subject of a new report published in the BMJ Journal of Gastroenterology, titled: “Case report and literature review of auto-brewery syndrome: probably an underdiagnosed medical condition”. The report states that, following his arrest and at his aunt’s insistence, the 46-year-old man underwent a series of tests that eventually discovered traces of the fungus Saccharomyces cerevisiae (that is, brewer’s yeast) in his stool sample.
Saccharomyces cerevisiae is typically used during the brewing process to turn carbs into alcohol—and it was thus suspected that the man in question may have been experiencing a condition known as “auto-brewery symptom.”
“Auto-brewery syndrome (ABS), also known as gut fermentation syndrome, is a rarely diagnosed medical condition in which the ingestion of carbohydrates results in endogenous alcohol production,” reads the report abstract. “The patient in this case report had fungal yeast forms in the upper small bowel and cecum, which likely fermented carbohydrates to alcohol.”
To test this, the man was given a carb-heavy meal while having his blood alcohol levels monitored. After eight hours, it elevated to 57 milligrams per decilitre—or the equivalent of about three to five standard drinks for someone his size. He was treated for ABS and prescribed anti-fungal medication. But after several weeks, his symptoms returned, and he started to get drunk again from the brewer’s yeast in his gut.
“The most significant event caused by one of his inebriations was a fall that caused intracranial [brain] bleeding and necessitated a transfer to a regional neurosurgical centre, where he had a complete spontaneous recovery in 10 days,” according to the report. After taking a different anti-fungal medication and cutting out carbs for six weeks, he finally recovered.
It’s since been hypothesised that the man’s exposure to antibiotics triggered his boozy symptoms, by changing his gastrointestinal microbiome and allowing for “fungal overgrowth.” But this isn’t the only reported case of ABS in recent memory. In 2016, a New York woman blew a blood alcohol level that was more than four times the legal limit, but later had her charges dismissed after the judge received evidence that she suffered from the condition.
“I had never heard of auto-brewery syndrome before this case,” attorney Joseph Marusak told CNN at the time. “But I knew something was amiss when the hospital police… wanted to release her immediately because she wasn’t exhibiting any symptoms.”
“That prompts me to get on the Internet and see if there is any sort of explanation for a weird reading,” adds Marusak. “Up pops auto-brewery syndrome and away we go.”
Authors of the BMJ report believe that ABS is “probably an underdiagnosed condition.” https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/8xwez4/man-with-rare-condition-gets-drunk-off-carbs-fermenting-in-his-gut
© Associated Press George ClooneyGeorge Clooney’s sister-in-law is about to serve jail time for drunk driving.
Tala Alamuddin Le Tallec, the older sister of human rights lawyer Amal Clooney, plead guilty on Monday to charges that included drunk driving and driving without insurance, according to the Straits Times in Singapore. The fashion designer received three weeks of jail time for her offenses.
Le Tallec, a resident of Singapore, also received a $6.400 fine and had her license revoked for four years. The 47-year-old fashion designer had nearly three times the legal amount of alcohol in her system upon arrest.
According to the Straits Times, the arrest occurred at a police roadblock at around 2:30 a.m. Upon being stopped, Le Tallec had trouble locating the car’s handbrake and momentarily stepped on the gas pedal as she searched for her driver’s license.
“The test found that she had 95 micrograms (mcg) of alcohol in 100 milliliters of breath–almost triple the prescribed limit of 35mcg of alcohol in 100ml of breath,” the paper reported.
The paper also noted that Le Tallac has a history of driving offenses.
Le Tallec was barred from driving for two years following a drunk driving conviction in 2013. Moreover, Le Tallec was charged with “careless driving in 2010 and inconsiderate driving in 2004.”
Hollywood superstar George Clooney revealed that he met his wife Amal through a mutual friend, who asked him if he could bring a friend at the actor’s Lake Como home. “It’s the wildest thing. A mutual friend of ours said, ‘I’m stopping by and can I bring my friend?’ And I was like, ‘Of course,'” Clooney said. He further added: “The funniest thing was my mom and dad were visiting, so my parents were there, and we just talked and we stayed up all night talking and then, you know, I got her email address ’cause she was going to send me some pictures of my parents and then we started writing…”
Soon their fairytale romance began, which culminated in their marriage in September 2014. Here’s a look back at their whirlwind love story.
Le Tallec’s lawyer, Shashi Nathan, said she was “genuinely remorseful” and had made a terrible mistake.
Le Tallec is currently the owner of Totally Tala, a fashion line that she started after working as an events planner. https://www.msn.com/en-ph/entertainment/celebrity/george-clooneys-sister-in-law-jailed-for-drunk-driving-in-singapore/ar-AAIYcY7?li=BBr8zL6