Fox Mulder 2 : You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Darth Vader : Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Baldrick : It had a cunning plan.
George Orwell : Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
William Shakespeare : I don’t know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado