Sisyphus : Was it pushing a rock, too?
Sigmund Freud : The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich.
Richard M. Nixon : The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Plato : For the greater good.
Neil Armstrong : One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry.