Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
Worf: I don’t know. KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads.
Wesley: I’m not sure, but I can figure it out if I reroute these systems and reconfigure the warp field and run a complete internal whootchacallit on the computers and…
V’Ger: To join with the Creator.