COBOL Chicken :
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
Lotus Chicken : Don’t you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
Gopher Chicken : Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Web Chicken : Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.