Category Archives: DUI Humour

Robert Oppenheimer: Although it was deemed appropriate at the time, people will forever question whether it was correct for the chicken to cross the road. https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad

Daniel Bernoulli: Because it enjoyed flying to the other side. Ok, wait, can someone tell me once and for all if I’m relevant to all this flying stuff or not?! https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad

Lord Kelvin: I don’t know. But I think the road actually starts back there a bit. https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad

Stephen Hawking: Chicken fluctuations will inevitably create a scenario where a chicken ends up on the other side of the yellow line, in which case there is a nonzero probability that it will escape to the other side. https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad

Lene Hau: Well, I wish it hadn’t. It cut right in front of me while I was out for a bike ride, chatting it up with a photon. https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad