Category Archives: DUI Humour
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2015/09/40-ridiculous-knock-knock-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/
The Order
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and open up, would you? https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2015/09/40-ridiculous-knock-knock-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/
Take the 5th
18. Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom every time? https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2015/09/40-ridiculous-knock-knock-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/
Novel Reporter
17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2015/09/40-ridiculous-knock-knock-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/
Safety First
16. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention! https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2015/09/40-ridiculous-knock-knock-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/