Category Archives: DUI Humour

Howard Georgi: It can cross all it wants, but I’m going to sit here and wait until it decays. https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad

Hans Geiger: I don’t know, but I say we count how many times it crosses! https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad

Arthur Compton: There were a bunch of chickens waving at me on this side of the road, but then a car came along and they all scattered to the other side. The funny thing is that the ones that ended farthest away were still waving at me a few minutes later. So apparently, the ones that scattered the most had the longest waves. https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad

Henry Cavendish: My dear chicken, I have calculated with the utmost detail and precision the density of your insides. Now, for the sake of my precious sanity, I beg you, stop that incessant clucking and be gone! https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad

John Bell: Since there are no local hidden chickens, any hidden chickens you find must have come from far away. They therefore surely must have crossed at least one road on their way here.https://www.physics.harvard.edu/academics/undergrad/chickenroad