Malcolm X :
Because it would get across that road by any means necessary.
Category Archives: DUI Humour
Stress of Trial
‘Court is in session, the jury is seated and, when the counselors have stretched out properly, we will proceed with opening statements.’
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Machiavelli : So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion maintained.
Impaired Driver Mistakes Jail Booth For Drive-Thru, Orders Breakfast
A Long Island woman’s quest for breakfast ended in a jail cell after police say she drove up to a jail security booth and mistook it for a fast food drive-thru window.
Lizabeth Ildefonso, of Jamesport, N.Y., was arrested on March 16 after she drove up to the Suffolk County jail and tried to order a “bacon, egg, and cheese.” According to the Riverhead News-Review, the 44-year-old was told by Suffolk County deputies that she was really at a jail but kept demanding breakfast. Ildefonso “insisted that she really wanted a sandwich,” the Suffolk County Sheriff’s office said in a statement.
Officers at the jail noticed that Ildefonso’s eyes were glassy and she had a white powder in her left nose before performing a sobriety check. After “performing poorly” in a field sobriety test, the woman was arrested for driving while impaired by drugs. Police also noted that the 44-year-old was driving without a valid license.
“It apparently was put to good use today although the surrounding circumstances were a little unexpected,” the Sheriff’s office added.
Impaired Driver Mistakes Jail Booth For Drive-Thru, Orders Breakfast
Always Get Caught?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Ludwig Wittgenstein : The possibility of “crossing” was encoded into the objects “chicken” and “road”, and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Costs of Appeal
‘Well, yes, I suppose you could appeal. However, if you lost, you’d be responsible for all court costs.’
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Julius Caesar : To come, to see, to conquer.
just put on a happy face
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
John Constantine : Because it’d made a bollocks of things over on this side of the road and figured it’d better get out right quick.