Baldrick : It had a cunning plan.
George Orwell : Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
William Shakespeare : I don’t know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado
Robert Frost : To reach the sidewalk less travelled by.
Ralph Waldo Emerson : It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.
Oliver Stone : The question is not, ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’ but rather, ‘Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?’