Bob Dylan : How many roads must one chicken cross?
Hippocrates : Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas
‘Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?’
How cases end up in civil court: ‘I’ve advised my client that if he can’t say anything nice he shouldn’t say anything at all.’
Sigmund Freud : The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich.
“It’s the only suit I own, but I’m wearing clean underwear!”