Walks Into a Bar… Karate Chop

A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.”A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, “That was a karate chop from China.”The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, “Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears.”

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Walks Into a Bar… Dog Day Afternoon

A guy walks into a bar and orders six shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day.”The guy says, “Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in an accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. To top it off, I came home to my wife screwing my best friend.”The bartender says, “What did you say to your wife?”The guy says, “I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again.”The bartender says, “What did you say to your best friend?”The guy says, “BAD DOG!”

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Walks Into a Bar… South American Toad

A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him.The guy asks, “What’s in the box?”The older guy says matter-of-factly, “A South American Blow Job Toad.”The young guy looks around. “Can I try it?”The older guy nods. The young guy goes to the men’s room and returns 20 minutes later.”That was amazing,” he says, “You’ve got to sell it to me.”The old drunk concedes to sell the toad for a hefty sum. The happy young man struts home and meets his wife at the door.”Where the hell have you been? What’s in the box?” she demands.”South American Blow Job Toad.””So?” asks the wife.”So, teach it to cook and get the f**k out.”

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