Albert Einstein : Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road – it transcended it.
Mr. T : If you saw me coming you’d cross the road too!
Jerry Seinfeld : Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, ‘What the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place anyway?
Scully : It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Gilligan : The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail – the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!