John Constantine : Because it’d made a bollocks of things over on this side of the road and figured it’d better get out right quick.
Johann Friedrich von Goethe : The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Hamlet : Because ’tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of on coming vehicles…
George Washington : Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don’t reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration.
Epicurus : For fun.