Bill the Cat : Oops… Ack.
we need a free society where any chicken can cross the road anytime without having it’s motives questioned.
OAK CREEK, Wis. (CBS 58) — New dash cam video shows a man crashing into an Oak Creek Police cruiser.
It happened just after midnight on Sunday. Police say the man was driving on the wrong side of the road, crashed into a car, and hit a light pole before running into the cruiser at 13th and Ryan.
A child can be heard crying on the video. Officers found the man’s son in the backseat. The child was turned over to his mother.
Police also said the man had a loaded gun in his pocket.
Police arrested him for OWI, saying he blew more than double the legal limit.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.