Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Perhaps someday our society will evolve to the point where an innocent little chicken can cross the road without it’s motives being questioned.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
Q: How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
A: In her Cadillac stretch limo.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!