Grand Nagus: Stupid chicken! You don’t cross the road all at once! You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing! (Inconceivable!)
Geordi: Well, wherever it’s going, I’m sure it’ll have more luck with women than I do.
Gene Roddenberry: To boldly go where no chicken had gone before.
Garak: To get to the other side? Of course not! Do you realize how ridiculous that is? I’m sure it was a simple matter of its farmer expelling it from the coop for…embezzling eggs.