Ludwig Wittgenstein : The possibility of “crossing” was encoded into the objects “chicken” and “road”, and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Julius Caesar : To come, to see, to conquer.
John Constantine : Because it’d made a bollocks of things over on this side of the road and figured it’d better get out right quick.
Johann Friedrich von Goethe : The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Hamlet : Because ’tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of on coming vehicles…