Sometime you just have to laugh!
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don’t know, but where’d she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Beacause it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did George W. Bush cross the road?
To ask his dad how to run the presidency.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn’t a chicken.