Hamlet : Because ’tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of on coming vehicles…
George Washington : Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don’t reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration.
‘And so ‘Your Honor’… if that really is your name…’
‘One last time Mr Gallagher, ‘what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’ is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.’
‘Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.’