C++ Chicken : The chicken wouldn’t have to cross the road, you’d simply refer to him on the other side.
C Chicken : It crosses the road without looking both ways.
Basic Chicken :
31 REM need variable to get chicken to move
41REM need variable that shows what happens
51 REM I still need those variables!
60 RIMSHOT$=”Ba Dam Ta TSSSH!”
70 ?”why did “A$
80 ? B$
90 ? C
100 ? RIMSHOT$
Java Chicken : If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets!)
Microsoft Chicken (TM) : It’s already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.