Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
Q: How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
A: In her Cadillac stretch limo.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Bill the Cat : Oops… Ack.
we need a free society where any chicken can cross the road anytime without having it’s motives questioned.