NT Chicken : Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
‘Your Honour, if it pleases the court, I’d like to take everyone to the park and buy them an ice cream.’
Newton Chicken : Can’t cluck, can’t fly, and can’t lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
Zsa Zsa Gabor : It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.
‘Your reason for non-attendance last time was, ‘I’d seen too many courtroom dramas on telly and didn’t fancy it’.’
Timothy Leary : Because that’s the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
‘We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?’