Darwin : It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Saddam Hussein : This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Authorities say a west Florida man was charged with driving under the influence after mistaking a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell.
The Tampa Bay Times reports that 38-year-old Douglas Jon Francisco was arrested Wednesday evening outside the Bank of America branch in Spring Hill.
The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office says employees spotted Francisco passed out in the bank’s drive-up lane. After the workers banged on his car for some time, deputies say Francisco finally woke up and tried to order a burrito. When the branch manager told him it wasn’t a Taco Bell, he reportedly drove to the front parking lot.
Deputies say they found Francisco in the driver’s seat with his car running. He was arrested after failing a field sobriety test.
Francisco was freed Thursday on $500 bail.
Karl Marx : It was a historical inevitability.
Joseph Stalin : I don’t care. Catch it. Crack its eggs to make my omlette.
Jean-Paul Sartre : In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.