O.J. : It didn’t. I was playing golf with it at the time
Jack Nicholson : ’cause it (censored) wanted to. That’s the (censored) reason.
Howard Cosell : It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo- sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
Dilbert : I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
Fat pheasants wandered quite leisurely around this area. Why, we wondered, would one decide to cross Sowley Lane?
Colonel Sanders : I missed one?